There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains,
he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.
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“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”
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last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.
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On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said.
